Archive for June, 2010

Crazy but not stupid

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One truck driver was doing his usual load delivery at a mental hospital, by parking his vehicle beside an open drain.


He discovered a flat Tyre when he was about to return from the mental hospital. He jacked up the truck and removed the flat Tyre to fix the spare Tyre.


When he was about to fix the spare Tyre, he accidentally dropped all the four bolts in the open drain.


As he cannot fish the bolts in the open drain, he started to panic as to what should be done?


Just then, one patient happened to walk past him and asked the driver as to why he was looking troubled.


The driver thought to himself, since there is nothing much he can do or this mental joker can. Just to keep the bugging away, the truck driver informed the whole episode to the mental patient and gave a helpless look.


The patient just laughed at the truck driver and said you just cannot even fix such a simple problem? No wonder you are destined to remain a truck driver for life.


The truck driver was astonished to hear such a compliment from a mental guy.


Here is what you can do said the mental guy.


Take one bolt from each of the remaining three Tyre’s/wheels and fix it on to this Tyre. Then drive down to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones. Isn’t it simple my friend!!!!


The truck driver was so impressed with this quick fix answer and asked the patient, how come you are so smart and intelligent and you are here at the mental hospital?


The patient replied…hello friend! I stay here because I am crazy but not stupid.


No wonder, there are some people, who behave like the Truck Driver, thinking that others are just stupid. So, guys, though you all are learned and wise, but, just watch out, there could be some CRAZY guys in our professional / personal lives, who could give us lot of quick fixes and brush our wisdom.


The moral of the story is – Just do not conclude that you know everything and do not judge people by mere looks/attire stature or academic background.

What Do you Do All Day …….???

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, break fast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys thrown over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and tooth paste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went..

He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’

‘Yes, ‘ was his incredulous reply.

She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it…’

90/10 Principle by Sir Stephen Covey…. Really Beautiful…

How to Show a Girlfriend You Love Her on Her Birthday (via A Flash of Inspiration)

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How to Show a Girlfriend You Love Her on Her Birthday All photographs by the amazing Sandra Markovic.  See her website or her blog. It was her birthday, and it had been a long time since she'd moved in with him from Ohio, and without her mom around he knew she'd likely be a little down. He had to come up with the plan of all plans. How could he make her feel as special as she made him feel? She reminded him on a regular basis, with her fake French accent that he adored, how she sometimes wore her ha … Read More

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